‘People I’ve Never Met & Conversations I’ve Never Had’ is not only a book whose title is far too long, it is also my first book and the first hardback book published by Nobrow press in 2009.

Unsurprisingly the book features a series of portraits of people I have never met and transcriptions of conversations I have never had. Although the one conversation about being invisible on the bus is inspired by a real life event involving my brother as a child thinking his legs were invisible due to him wearing camouflage trousers. So there.